fyi:
New photos in the photos section.
Hope you have a change of pants.
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08.11.10
Gate B23's sellin out y'all!
Don't let missing it appear in the
long list of reasons to kill yourself.
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07.22.10
Gate B23 poster!
Spread it like the ham sickness.
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07.12.10
Watch me in
the short film
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07.11.10
Come see me in
GATE B23, part of the
NY INTERNATIONAL
Aug 14th-21st
More info herr.
Or, ya know...don't. Dick.
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05.18.10
My first FOREIGN film!
In the VIDEO section!
Watch it before it
steals all your jobs.
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05.10.10
New SHORT FILM in
the VIDEO section!
Check it before
you wreck yourself.
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11.02.09
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OLD NEWS
TURKEY DAY by E.K. Deutsch
An Arkansas farm family experiences revelation and tragedy on Thanksgiving Day.
Thanksgiving preparations at Gram Schumer's house in rural Arkansas are always a major undertaking, since this peppery Matriarch loves her "Hallmark moments", regardless of the fact that her grandson Junior likes to shoot skeet with her fine china and is barely controllable on his meds, her granddaughter Poo has broken the safety glass in the family Chevy during her many panic attacks, and her son Marcus married a fool. Granddaughter Greta arrives home from college for the holidays packing her usual smart mouth and intolerance for political correctness, and oldest granddaughter Lila hurries about like a worried mother hen hoping to keep the combat to minor skirmish level. Hovering over the action is the spectre of recently deceased Grandpa Henry, and a deep secret that is clamoring to be told now that he's passed on. It's troubled Poo who brings this murky, shattering secret to light in the wee hours after the china has been put back in the hutch, and the Dining Room is transformed to a killing floor.
